Recently, it's come to my attention that this blog would be SO MUCH BETTER if I had some sort of crazy drama going on in my life.
Stunted adolescence?
Crazy relationship trouble?
Weird family?
Horrible job?
OK, we will reserve judgement on the last point but I have to say... after a few traumatic experiences in the working world... my early verdict on Splash Media is positive. Really positive. Without seeming like a crazy person, I'd say awesome. But that would be overly-aggressive way too soon. So right now, things are positive.
Anyone who knows me knows that my family is freakishly normal (perhaps that's the weird part?), so we'll cross that off the drama list.
Crazy relationship problems? Negative. The biggest problem in my relationship is that we eat wayyyy too much chicken. CHICKENS!!! (Imagine me shaking my fist at the sky so that I'm maximizing the drama, people. CHICKENS!!!) Oh yeah, and the cat keeps playing with her poop, which means one of us (read: me) has to pick it up. Since Nia once pooped directly on Sean's lap (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA) -- a story that I am under no conditions supposed to tell -- I'm on poop duty for a while.
Stunted adolescence? I WISH. Damn you, bills, for making me so responsible.
That's all the drama I can come up with. Sorry I'm not sorry I'm generally happy. Please, keep reading my blog anyway.
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